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A l0t of pe0ple lacK common sense. Not us though - bloooDy intelligeNt

Have u ever played ratchet and clank?

I don’t think I have but I defo recogniSe the Name. I’m mOre of a CrasH BandicOOt kinDA PERson. Imagine back in the day, cans of p0p, sweets and crisps, playing simpsons hit n run. By back in the day I mean 2 week ago. 0mg DonT. aCtualLy DONT. All I want t0 do is ScraN sWEEts  n PlaY shit grAphics PS2 gameS.


In a couple of years JR² will have their own pad and it’ll be so lush. G0nna have a games room, studio, cinema, pool, sea, sea side, arcade, bowling alley, just the essentials. 

UNDeR da SEa - nOt the pAd - that will pRobs Be in like LEEDS? We R all LEeds aren’t we?? I won’t lie, there's a fair few LEEds merch in my wardrobe. 

What an aBsolUTe GET - YA kepT that One QuiEt muSHY pea.

QuesTION 1.

wHicH famOus brand sp0nsors LeEDS UTD?

Vodafone x

IncoRreCt - no strawbeerrry LacES 4 u. 

Questi0n 72.

What is y0ur fish and chip order? Pls answer h0nestly.

Battered sosig. Chips n cURRy sauce.

What IS yours? 0ne chIp.





applies

butter <3

eggs

yoghurt

fishfingurs 

nuggiets

milK

saussages

chiesietriah 

popcorn

liemonurd 

toilurt rolle

choono 



m̶a̶y̶o̶n̶n̶a̶i̶s̶e̶

mayonniasie


Sh0pping list curtesy of ‘W’ from the iconic ‘JRW’ 

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